A Real Sign In Mandeville, LA

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  1. 1 The Lakeland Two July 6, 2008 at 3:28 am

    We have had a good laugh over these, and have shared them with others who also had a good laugh. I’d be tempted to give them to our State Farm agent, but don’t want to get Bud in trouble.

    Now THAT’s a flag planter!

  2. 2 steve at the pub July 7, 2008 at 12:43 pm

    The quote attributed to Barack Obama is false.


    Gotta agree with the front side though.

  3. 3 glen t wright July 7, 2008 at 11:55 pm

    …makes me want to go to mr.gregg’s state farm agency for all of my insurance needs !!!

  4. 4 Jane De Walt July 9, 2008 at 10:36 am

    I am constantly amazed about how people will consistently “check” AND insist upon “THE whatever” quoted, but NEVER require it of their elected officials!

  5. 5 Charliegirl July 10, 2008 at 12:46 am

    Snopes is not right about everything. They’re wrong about the NAU, they could be wrong about lots of stuff. I LIKE THIS GUY!!! Makes me want to change insurance agents!!! (and I would if I lived there!)

  6. 6 Firefox in LA (Lower Alabama) July 11, 2008 at 11:38 pm

    I knew there was a reason I did business with State Farm! If Obama gets the chance to make his changes–we’ll be worse off than IRAQ before USA help!

  7. 7 Dick July 14, 2008 at 5:37 pm

    Yes, that indeed is a stupid quote. But he will never come close to our current Retard in Chief when it comes to the idiot things that come out of his oral cavity.

    I double-dog-dare you to send this email to the same people you sent the ONE Obama quote out to.

    The wisdom and eloquence of Geroge W. …….

    “Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.” —LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000

    “I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.” —Greater Nashua, N.H., Jan. 27, 2000

    “I hear there’s rumors on the Internets that we’re going to have a draft.” —second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004

    “I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.” —Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000

    “You work three jobs? … Uniquely American, isn’t it? I mean, that is fantastic that you’re doing that.” —to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005

    “Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren’t able to practice their love with women all across this country.” —Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004

    “They misunderestimated me.” —Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000

    “Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?” —Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000

    “Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.” —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

    “There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.” —Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

    “Goodbye from the world’s biggest polluter.” –George W. Bush, in parting words to British Prime Minister Gordon Brown and French President Nicolas Sarkozy at his final G-8 Summit, punching the air and grinning widely as the two leaders looked on in shock, Rusutsu, Japan, July 10, 2008

    “Amigo! Amigo!” –George W. Bush, calling out to Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi in Spanish at the G-8 Summit, Rusutsu, Japan, July 10, 2008

    “I want to tell you how proud I am to be the President of a nation that — in which there’s a lot of Philippine-Americans. They love America and they love their heritage. And I reminded the President that I am reminded of the great talent of the — of our Philippine-Americans when I eat dinner at the White House.” –George W. Bush, referring to White House chef Cristeta Comerford while meeting with Filipino President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo, Washington, D.C., June 24, 2008

    “And I, unfortunately, have been to too many disasters as president.” –George W. Bush, discussing flooding in the Midwest, Washington, D.C., June 17, 2008

    “There is some who say that perhaps freedom is not universal. Maybe it’s only Western people that can self-govern. Maybe it’s only, you know, white-guy Methodists who are capable of self-government. I reject that notion.” –George W. Bush, London, June 16, 2008

    “Your eminence, you’re looking good.” –George W. Bush to Pope Benedict XVI, using the title for Catholic cardinals, rather than addressing him as “your holiness,” Rome, June 13, 2008

    “The German asparagus are fabulous.” –George W. Bush, Meseberg, Germany, June 11, 2008

    “We’ve got a lot of relations with countries in our neighborhood.” –George W. Bush, Kranj, Slovenia, June 10, 2008

    “One of the things important about history is to remember the true history.” –George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., June 6, 2008

    “There’s no question this is a major human disaster that requires a strong response from the Chinese government, which is what they’re providing, but it also responds a compassionate response from nations to whom — that have got the blessings, good blessings of life, and that’s us.” –George W. Bush, on relief efforts after a Chinese earthquake, Washington, D.C., June 6, 2008

    “Let’s make sure that there is certainty during uncertain times in our economy.” — George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., June 2, 2008

    “We got plenty of money in Washington. What we need is more priority.” –George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., June 2, 2008

    “And so the fact that they purchased the machine meant somebody had to make the machine. And when somebody makes a machine, it means there’s jobs at the machine-making place.” –George W. Bush, Mesa, Arizona, May 27, 2008

    “I don’t want some mom whose son may have recently died to see the commander in chief playing golf. I feel I owe it to the families to be in solidarity as best as I can with them. And I think playing golf during a war just sends the wrong signal.” –George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 13, 2008

    “I’ll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office.” –George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 12, 2008

    “How can you possibly have an international agreement that’s effective unless countries like China and India are not full participants?” –George W. Bush, Camp David, April 19, 2008

    “Oftentimes people ask me, ‘Why is it that you’re so focused on helping the hungry and diseased in strange parts of the world?'” –George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 18, 2008

    “We want people owning their home — we want people owning a businesses.” –George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 18, 2008

    “So long as I’m the president, my measure of success is victory — and success.” –George W. Bush, on Iraq, Washington, D.C., April 17, 2008

    “Thank you, your Holiness. Awesome speech.” –George W. Bush, to Pope Benedict, Washington, D.C., April 15, 2008

    “A lot of times in politics you have people look you in the eye and tell you what’s not on their mind.” –George W. Bush, Sochi, Russia, April 6, 2008

    “Afghanistan is the most daring and ambition mission in the history of NATO.” –George W. Bush, Bucharest, Romania, April 2, 2008

    “Soldiers, sailors, Marines, airmen, and Coastmen — Coast Guardmen, thanks for coming, thanks for wearing the uniform.” –George W. Bush, at the Pentagon, March 19, 2008

    “I thank the diplomatic corps, who is here as well.” –George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., March 12, 2008

    “Removing Saddam Hussein was the right decision early in my presidency, it is the right decision now, and it will be the right decision ever.” –George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., March 12, 2008

    “Let me start off by saying that in 2000 I said, ‘Vote for me. I’m an agent of change.’ In 2004, I said, ‘I’m not interested in change –I want to continue as president.’ Every candidate has got to say ‘change.’ That’s what the American people expect.” –George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., March 5, 2008

    “And so, General, I want to thank you for your service. And I appreciate the fact that you really snatched defeat out of the jaws of those who are trying to defeat us in Iraq.” –George W. Bush, to Army Gen. Ray Odierno, Washington, D.C., March 3, 2008

    “Wait a minute. What did you just say? You’re predicting $4-a-gallon gas? … That’s interesting. I hadn’t heard that.” –George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Feb. 28, 2008

    “I’m oftentimes asked, What difference does it make to America if people are dying of malaria in a place like Ghana? It means a lot. It means a lot morally, it means a lot from a — it’s in our national interest.” –George W. Bush, Accra, Ghana, Feb. 20, 2008

    “There is no doubt in my mind when history was written, the final page will say: Victory was achieved by the United States of America for the good of the world.” –George W. Bush, addressing U.S. troops at Camp Arifjan in Kuwait, Jan. 12, 2008

    “I can press when there needs to be pressed; I can hold hands when there needs to be — hold hands.” –George W. Bush, on how he can contribute to the Middle East peace process, Washington, D.C., Jan. 4, 2008

    “In the State of the Union a couple of years ago, I addressed the issue of steroids, and the reason I did so is because I understand the impact that professional athletes can have on our nation’s youth. And I just urge our — those in the public spotlight, particularly athletes, to understand that when they violate their bodies, they’re sending a terrible signal to America’s young.” –George W. Bush, on the baseball steroids scandal, Dec. 14, 2007

    “The decisions we make in Washington have a direct impact on the people in our country, obviously.” –George W. Bush, New Albany, Ind., Nov. 13, 2007

    “If you’ve got somebody in harm’s way, you want the president being — making advice, not — be given advice by the military, and not making decisions based upon the latest Gallup poll or focus group.” –George W. Bush, New Albany, Ind., Nov. 13, 2007

    “I don’t particularly like it when people put words in my mouth, either, by the way, unless I say it.” –George W. Bush, Crawford, Texas, Nov. 10, 2007

    “In other words, he was given an option: Are you with us or are you not with us? And he made a clear decision to be with us, and he’s acted on that advice.” –George W. Bush, on President Pervez Musharraf, Crawford, Texas, Nov. 10, 2007

    “We’re going to — we’ll be sending a person on the ground there pretty soon to help implement the malaria initiative, and that initiative will mean spreading nets and insecticides throughout the country so that we can see a reduction in death of young children that — a death that we can cure.” –George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Oct. 18, 2007

    “All I can tell you is when the governor calls, I answer his phone.” –George W. Bush, San Diego, Calif., Oct. 25, 2007

    “My hearts are with the Jeffcoats right now, that’s what I’m thinking.” –George W. Bush, after meeting with California wildfire victims Kendra and Jay Jeffcoat, San Diego, Calif., Oct. 25, 2007

    “I fully understand those who say you can’t win this thing militarily. That’s exactly what the United States military says, that you can’t win this military.” –George W. Bush, on the need for political progress in Iraq, Washington, D.C., Oct. 17, 2007

    “My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions.” –George W. Bush, The Decider, Lancaster, Pa., Oct. 3, 2007 (Watch video clip)

    “I got a lot of Ph.D.-types and smart people around me who come into the Oval Office and say, ‘Mr. President, here’s what’s on my mind.’ And I listen carefully to their advice. But having gathered the device, I decide, you know, I say, ‘This is what we’re going to do.'” –George W. Bush, Lancaster, Pa., Oct. 3, 2007

    “You know, when you give a man more money in his pocket — in this case, a woman more money in her pocket to expand a business, it — they build new buildings. And when somebody builds a new building somebody has got to come and build the building. And when the building expanded it prevented additional opportunities for people to work.” –George W. Bush, Lancaster, Pa., Oct. 3, 2007

    “As yesterday’s positive report card shows, childrens do learn when standards are high and results are measured.” –George W. Bush, on the No Child Left Behind Act, Washington, D.C., Sept. 26, 2007 (Watch video clip)

    “We’re also talking to different finance ministers about how we can send a message to the Iranian government that the free world is not going to tolerate the development of know-how in how to build a weapon, or at least gain the ability to make a weapon.” –George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Sept. 20, 2007

    “All of us in America want there to be fairness when it comes to justice.” –George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Sept. 20, 2007

    “I heard somebody say, ‘Where’s (Nelson) Mandela?’ Well, Mandela’s dead. Because Saddam killed all the Mandelas.” –George W. Bush, on the former South African president, who is still very much alive, Washington, D.C., Sept. 20, 2007

    “Mr. Prime Minister, thank you for your introduction. Thank you for being such a fine host for the OPEC summit.” –George W. Bush, addressing Australian Prime Minister John Howard at the APEC Summit, Sept. 7, 207

    “As John Howard accurately noted when he went to thank the Austrian troops there last year…” –George W. Bush, referring to Australian troops as “Austrian troops,” APEC Business Summit, Sept. 7, 2007

    “We’re kicking ass.” –George W. Bush, on the security situation in Iraq, to Australian Deputy Prime Minister Mark Vaile, Sydney, Australia, Sept. 5, 2007

    “I’ve got God’s shoulder to cry on. And I cry a lot. I do a lot of crying in this job. I’ll bet I’ve shed more tears than you can count, as president.” –George W. Bush, as quoted by author Robert Draper in Dead Certain

    “The same folks that are bombing innocent people in Iraq were the ones who attacked us in America on September the 11th.” –George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., July 12, 2007

    “I’m going to try to see if I can remember as much to make it sound like I’m smart on the subject.” –George W. Bush, answering a question about a possible flu pandemic, Cleveland, July 10, 2007

    “You know, I guess I’m like any other political figure: Everybody wants to be loved.” –George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., July 12, 2007

    “More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way.” –George W. Bush, Martinsburg, W. Va., July 4, 2007

    “I’ve heard he’s been called Bush’s poodle. He’s bigger than that.” –George W. Bush, on former British Prime Minister Tony Blair, as quoted by the Sun newspaper, June 27, 2007

    “Amnesty means that you’ve got to pay a price for having been here illegally, and this bill does that.” –George W. Bush, on the immigration reform bill, Washington, D.C., June 26, 2007

    “This process has been drug out a long time, which says to me it’s political.” –George W. Bush, discussing the controversy surrounding Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez, Sofia, Bulgaria, June 11, 2007

    “These are big achievements for this country, and the people of Bulgaria ought to be proud of the achievements that they have achieved.” –George W. Bush, Sofia, Bulgaria, June 11, 2007

    “Bush goes to Hel. That’s what a lot of people want.” –George W. Bush, on his visit to the Hel Peninsula, Gdansk, Poland, Jun. 8, 2007

    “There’s a lot of blowhards in the political process, you know, a lot of hot-air artists, people who have got something fancy to say.” –George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 17, 2007

    “My relationship with this good man is where I’ve been focused, and that’s where my concentration is. And I don’t regret any other aspect of it. And so I — we filled a lot of space together.” –George W. Bush, on British Prime Minister Tony Blair, Washington, D.C., May 17, 2007

    “What I’m telling you is there’s too many junk lawsuits suing too many doctors.” –George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 10, 2007

    “You helped our nation celebrate its bicentennial in 17 — 1976.” –George W. Bush, to Queen Elizabeth, Washington, D.C., May 7, 2007 (Watch video clip)

    “I’m honored to be here with the eternal general of the United States, mi amigo Alberto Gonzales.” –George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 4, 2007 (Watch video clip)

    “Information is moving — you know, nightly news is one way, of course, but it’s also moving through the blogosphere and through the Internets.” –George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 2, 2007

    “The question is, who ought to make that decision? The Congress or the commanders? And as you know, my position is clear — I’m a commander guy.” –George W. Bush, who apparently is no longer “The Decider,” Washington, D.C., May 2, 2007 (Watch video clip)

    “Wisdom and strength, and my family, is what I’d like for you to pray for.” –George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 2, 2007

    “Either we’ll succeed, or we won’t succeed. And the definition of success as I described is sectarian violence down. Success is not no violence.” –George W. Bush, on Iraq, Washington, D.C., May 2, 2007

    “And so, what Gen. Petraeus is saying, some early signs, still dangerous, but give me — give my chance a plan to work.” –George W. Bush, in an interview with Charlie Rose, April 24, 2007

    “There are jobs Americans aren’t doing. … If you’ve got a chicken factory, a chicken-plucking factory, or whatever you call them, you know what I’m talking about.” –George

    W. Bush. Tipp City, Ohio, April 19, 2007

    “There are some similarities, of course (between Iraq and Vietnam). Death is terrible.” –George W. Bush, Tipp City, Ohio, April 19, 2007

    “I’ve been in politics long enough to know that polls just go poof at times.” –George W. Bush, Tipp City, Ohio, April 19, 2007

    “My job is a job to make decisions. I’m a decision — if the job description were, what do you do — it’s decision maker.” –George W. Bush, Tipp City, Ohio, April 19, 2007

    “Politics comes and goes, but your principles don’t. And everybody wants to be loved — not everybody. … You never heard anybody say, ‘I want to be despised, I’m running for office.'” –George W. Bush, Tipp City, Ohio, April 19, 2007

    “I said to her, make sure the rug says ‘optimistic person comes to work.'” –George W. Bush, on his instructions to First Lady Laura Bush in choosing a rug for the Oval Office, Tipp City, Ohio, April 19, 2007

    “One of my concerns is that the health care not be as good as it can possibly be.” –George W. Bush, on military benefits, Tipp City, Ohio, April 19, 2007

    “Forms of government matter, in my opinion. It matters how — the nature of the government in which people live.” –George W. Bush, Tipp City, Ohio, April 19, 2007

    “My attitude is, if they’re still writing about (number) one, 43 doesn’t need to worry about it.” –George W. Bush, on his legacy, Tipp City, Ohio, April 19, 2007

    “A good marriage is really good after serving together in Washington, D.C.” –George W. Bush, Tipp City, Ohio, April 19, 2007

    “The best thing about my family is my wife. She is a great first lady. I know that sounds not very objective, but that’s how I feel. And she’s also patient. Putting up with me requires a lot of patience.” –George W. Bush, Tipp City, Ohio, April 19, 2007

    “Iraq is a very important part of securing the homeland, and it’s a very important part of helping change the Middle East into a part of the world that will not serve as a threat to the civilized world, to people like — or to the developed world, to people like — in the United States.” –George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 3, 2007

    “Suiciders are willing to kill innocent life in order to send the projection that this is an impossible mission.” –George W. Busy, Washington, D.C., April 3, 2007

    “And my concern, David, is several.” –George W. Bush, to NBC’s David Gregory, Washington, D.C., April 3, 2007

    “The solution to Iraq — an Iraq that can govern itself, sustain itself and defend itself — is more than a military mission. Precisely the reason why I sent more troops into Baghdad.” –George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 3, 2007

    “That’s why we are inconveniencing air traffickers, to make sure nobody is carrying weapons on airplanes.” –George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 3, 2007

    “They’re innocent, they were doing nothing, and they were summarily plucked out of water.” –George W. Bush, on British sailors who were detained by Iran while on patrol in the Persian Gulf, Camp David, March 31, 2007

    “Some call this civil war; others call it emergency — I call it pure evil.” –George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., March 28, 2007

    “I’m a strong proponent of the restoration of the wetlands, for a lot of reasons. There’s a practical reason, though, when it comes to hurricanes: The stronger the wetlands, the more likely the damage of the hurricane.” –George W. Bush, New Orleans, March 1, 2007

    “And there is distrust in Washington. I am surprised, frankly, at the amount of distrust that exists in this town. And I’m sorry it’s the case, and I’ll work hard to try to elevate it.” –George W. Bush, interview on National Public Radio, Jan. 29, 2007

    “I think that the vice president is a person reflecting a half-glass-full mentality.” –George W. Bush, interview on National Public Radio, Jan. 29, 2007

    “And one thing we want during this war on terror is for people to feel like their life’s moving on, that they’re able to make a living and send their kids to college and put more money on the table.” –George W. Bush, interview on the NewsHour with Jim Lehrer, Jan. 16, 2007

    “The best way to defeat the totalitarian of hate is with an ideology of hope — an ideology of hate — excuse me –with an ideology of hope.” –George W. Bush, Fort Benning, Ga., Jan. 11, 2007

  8. 8 Mike and Alicia July 19, 2008 at 2:47 am

    This is what a real American does for his Country. But unfortunately we drove by his office today to see it in person and someone has made him take it down or stole it. All real Americans stand behind the truth. Walton and Johnson would praise you.
    Thanks for standing up.

  9. 9 Otis Campbell July 21, 2008 at 1:28 pm

    As for Mr. Bug Gregg, more power to you. I pray your business thrives for your willingness to take a front line stand. And for our commenter Mr. Dick with his long line of mis-quotes from President Bush, I can guarantee you that is Obama is elected you will soon be longing for the good old days of George Bush. In fact, as a strong political conservative, when face with Obama in the Oval Office I would go as far as longing for the days of Bill Clinton….. And by the way, there is just something strikingly un-patriotic about even the concept of a the President of these United States named Barrack. As far as I’m concerned my President will always have the name of George, Bill, Tom, or of the sort!

  10. 10 Kathy July 21, 2008 at 3:52 pm

    The two signs express Obama’s goals for America. Heaven helps us if we elect someone as President of the United States of America with as little experience as Obama. The Obama husband and wife team scare me!

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