Allegedly Jeff Foxworthy On Being From Louisiana

Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about folks From
Louisiana…

If a guy in a Lowe’s store offers you assistance and he doesn’t work
there,
you may live in Louisiana

If you’ve worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in
Louisiana

If you’ve had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a
wrong number, you may live in Louisiana.

If “Vacation” means going to Dallas for the weekend,you may live in
Louisiana.

If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Louisiana .

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may
live
in Louisiana.

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave Both
unlocked, you may live in Louisiana.

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use
them,
you may live in Louisiana.

If the speed limit is 55 mph, you’re going 80 and everybody is passing
you,
you may live in Louisiana

If you find 60 degrees “a little chilly”, you may live in Louisiana

20 Responses to “Allegedly Jeff Foxworthy On Being From Louisiana”


  1. 1 Undergroundpewster February 29, 2008 at 9:04 pm

    If you choose to stay in your home and ride out a class 5 hurricane while sipping on a mixed drink. You might be from Louisiana.

  2. 2 Canon Gregg L. Riley February 29, 2008 at 9:52 pm

    May I suggest that if you wear camo year round, you might be from Louisiana.

    Canon G+

  3. 3 Jill C. March 1, 2008 at 5:13 am

    Well, hello Fr. Riley! How are things in MON-roe? 😉

  4. 4 Gregg L. Riley March 1, 2008 at 2:10 pm

    Jill

    The church and the school are doing well. Hope all is well with you.

    Canon G+

  5. 5 Miss Sippi March 1, 2008 at 4:55 pm

    When you hear the words “holy trinity” your first thought is “garlic, pepper and onion . . .”

    When your lunch conversation is about tonight’s dinner . . .

    There’s a million of these. Love ’em.

  6. 6 Mad Potter March 2, 2008 at 3:20 am

    Well, it is celery, sweet (bell) pepper, and onion…but you got it right…talking about the next meal wile enjoying the meal in front of you. Garlic is some kind of saint that drifts around the trinity.

  7. 7 Miss Sippi March 2, 2008 at 10:47 pm

    Thanks, MP, I knew that didn’t sound right. But I’ve been gone ten years, you forget these things. 😉

  8. 8 Jason Miller March 3, 2008 at 2:21 am

    If you see the name “Herbert” and your first thought is that someone misspelled “Hebert”…you might be from Louisiana.

  9. 9 Ted McWhorter March 3, 2008 at 3:50 am

    If you have had, on 2 different days, 2 young black men, do-ragged, pierced and gold toothed run after you on foot to tell you you left the gas tank flap open, you can ONLY be living in Louisiana.

    Happened to me last week. That I am a grizzled old white man driving a messy pick up meant nothing to them. What great smiles they rewarded me with after my thanks to them.

  10. 10 Miss Sippi March 3, 2008 at 5:31 am

    Jason Miller: I worked at LSU School of Medicine in NO some years ago. New chief resident was a girl from Virginia. The other residents let her go a whole week giving Morning Report on “Baby He-bert.”

  11. 11 Undergroundpewster March 3, 2008 at 8:27 pm

    If you find yourself in line at the drug store (the old K+B) to stock up on bourbon and cigarettes before the hurricane (and all I wanted was batteries), then you might be….
    If you understand “Charity” to be a place rather than a virtue, then you might be…

  12. 12 Aunt B March 7, 2008 at 5:23 pm

    If you keep a can of PAM in your personal conveyance as a staple of vehicle maintenance, you’re from Louisiana. ;->

  13. 13 Bill in Ottawa March 7, 2008 at 5:39 pm

    Cajuns are related to Canadian Maritimers, so these ones might also be familiar.

    Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor…on the highway.

    You often switch from “Heat” to “A/C” in the same day.

    You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events.

    It takes three hours to go to the store for one item, even when you’re in a hurry because you have to stop and talk to everybody in town.

    Specifically Canadian extras:

    Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.

    You think of the major food groups as: Meat, Fish and Tim Hortons.

    You design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

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