This didn’t happen to me, for clarity:
While I was watching the NFL Hall of Fame Game, my wife and
I got into a conversation about life and death, and the need for
living wills. During the course of the conversation I told her that
I never wanted to exist in a vegetative state, dependent on some
machine and taking fluids from a bottle. She got up, unplugged the
TV and threw out all my beer.
Sometimes it’s tough being married to a ____________.