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Hills of The North Just Gives Up On An April Fool’s Story On The Episcopal Church

Check it out; I agree that everything is just so done. Wow, though, this is our church:

# Episcopalians consecrate divorced, sexually active gay man as bishop
# Episcopalians pick squid specialist from tiny diocese to be presiding bishop despite no experience as parish rector
# Episcopal priest is a practicing Muslim
# Episcopalians dress up as clowns to distribute the body and blood of Christ
# Episcopal priest is Druid and pagan
# Episcopal Church presiding bishop’s Easter message unequivocally condemns gas-passing cattle
# Episcopal Church leader says Jesus only one ‘vehicle to the divine’
# Episcopal Church presiding bishop blames America for Sep 11 attacks
# Episcopal Church bishop covers up child sex abuse by brother; blames victim
# Episcopal bishop is twice divorced, thrice married, albeit to a woman
# Episcopal bishop, sadomasochists, and unclad gay men performing sex acts are highlights of this year’s San Francisco gay parade
# Episcopal Church presiding bishop says she’d rather see churches used as pubs than Anglican places of worship
# Episcopal Church leaders claim denomination is thriving, in spite of leading all denominations in rate of decline
# Episcopal Church claims ‘democratic polity’ precludes its following orthodox Christianity; presiding bishop attempts to depose orthodox bishops by less that a majority of bishops entitled to vote
# Episcopal Church bishop denies same-sex blessings are occurring in his diocese, even though he presided at them
# Episcopal Church encourages replacing Good Friday Stations of the Cross with UN Millenium Development Goal ‘stations’
# Episcopal seminaries close, discontinue programs, and sell buildings; church leaders herald moves as positive
# Episcopal gay bishop says he only wants to be country bishop from New Hampshire; commences world book tour to tell his story as gay bishop and protest exclusion from Lambeth